me with my American friend part 2

lucuha:

me: hey American friend i bought this football for you

American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah 

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arbors:

there’s always a white boy in every class that just talks and talks and talks like timothy stop just write it down!! make a mental note!!! wait till after class and tell ya friends on reddit!!

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georje:

as you can see ladies

i’m very well hung

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"May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears."
Nelson Mandela (via yeswecancan)

(Source: thisisteariffic, via yeswecancan)

hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  

(Source: transmaizono, via phan-you-not)

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