- Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
- Me: AYYYYY
- Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
excuse me, can i get a couple of ice cubes in here please
sure, a couple of ice cubes coming up!
here you go
hhaah… april fools!!!!
WHAT DID YHYOU DDO TO MY DRINK???!?!?!?!?
you asksed for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and i only put in one!!!
i guess that is pretty funny
"talk dirty to me"
nobody ever sends me random asks anymore so i just sit here blogging alone like